Meet my assistant!! #freshphone (Taken with instagram)
Sometimes you just gotta live it x) Gnight DTF (Taken with Instagram at Florentine’s Downtown Grill)
Dating back somewhat odd years ago, a boy found writing to his liking. With pen and paper he crafted exquisite pieces of utter stupidity and purposelessness, which many would probably find rather… Mmm…obtuse and idiotic. His work consisted of countless accounts of tragic wardrobe malfunctions, written arguments about String Theory and it’s relevancy to menstrual cycles, instructional volumes on “How to Shower-sing”, followed by the series of “How to Shower-Sing Better,Karaoke version”, and finally the infamous horror sequel to David Fienberg’s poem “The Square Root of Three”…”Why is 6 Afraid of 7”. There is no doubt that this young man had no idea what he was doing nor was his dignity ever intact during the years (shaking head in disapproval).
Unfortunately, he has returned. Plaguing tumblr with new unadulterated stupidity and loads of unbearable material prone to excessive vomiting. Therefore it is HIGHLY advisable to unfollow him now before his posts begin to bombard you of 18629163283 notification of nonsense and ill-witted ècriture!! Follow me instead! ;)
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